Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Sweatpantsian Flow: Steak Tonight!

The evil twin has returned with a little ditty that Productive Sweatpants and co-writer, The Great Mullato, came up with one night in Ames, IA. See they're not just Idiots Out Wandering Around. Productive things can happen anywhere.

It'll come as no surprise that this week's Sweapantsian Flow was birthed after a night of boozing and sprung from pure bordom. But we know deep down that Eagle-Eye would be proud. So let's do just that and enjoy: Steak Tonight

Steak Tonight (to the tune of Save Tonight)


To the store, your hungry
Gotta taste for meat alright
With Merlot or Cabernet
Gonna grill it tonight, uh huh

Well we know what pairs real nice
Au poivre...a buttery sauce
Reduce the wine, it's flavory
Or we'll use some sweet sherry

Steak tonight
I'll have mine well done
Side of broccoli
And butter on a bun

Steak tonight
I'll have mine well done
Side of broccoli
And butter on a bun

There's charcoal in the weber grill
And it burns real hot and slow
Well the taste will break you will
You'll eat seconds...you know
It is easy to cook it right
There's no need to front a fight
Grab a fork and one sharp knife
Girl you'll wanna be my wife

Steak tonight
I'll have mine well done
Side of broccoli
And butter on a bun

Steak tonight
I'll have mine well done
Side of broccoli
And butter on a bun

Presentation will make you say
How did you ever make it this way
Then I'll wink and smile and claim
Dinner will never be the same

Steak tonight
I'll have mine well done
Side of broccoli
And butter on a bun

Steak tonight
I'll have mine well done
Side of broccoli
And butter on a bun

Steak tonight
I'll have mine well done
Side of broccoli
And butter on a bun
And butter on a bun
And butter on a bun
And butter on a bun
And butter on a bun



Present/FutureSave TonightWeber's Big Book of Grilling

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